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Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

To those people in the world who have access to universal healthcare, what experiences could you share with Americans in order for us to understand how it affects your life (positively or negatively)?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How can we worship Shri Krishna at home? Is it enough to install an idol, or are there other rituals that are mandatory?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Next, they tried...

What is the most sentimental item you inherited from someone dear to you and what does it mean to you?

Everyone loved it.

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No way

How do you leave a relationship when you are still in love?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Doctors say this lifestyle choice is the biggest contributor to cognitive decline and dementia - Earth.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Still no good.

What is the American mobile phone number format?

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Still no good

Does any unofficial Roman Catholic card exist in the world to play? In Italy, Rome & the Vatican City, can practising Catholics get any discounts as a tourist, & / or privileged admission to certain sights, with different rules for non Catholics?

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

Where is best free porn?

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

What are some common examples of human hypocrisy?

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is the best time for conception?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

What are the most shocking facts about the Bollywood industry?

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